Bar-Back or Superstar DJ?



Meet Dallas’ DJ Krave this guy claims to have killed shit in both New York and Miami before settling down to take Dallas by storm, but us here at DirtyDJ have found out the truth. It seems that this so called Celeb DJ was a mere bar-back at Kinkys in Dallas before he started DJing. When he finally talked Kinky owners into giving him a shot at DJing they had to come up with his back story because who wants to hype up a peon turn DJ? So not only did Kinkys buy this dude his first laptop for Serato, but they created the whole persona of a DJ who has already killed clubs in two major party cities in the US, but here was the one fatal mistake; ask anyone in those 2 cities if they’ve ever heard of DJ Krave, and they will look at you like you’re speaking Swahili. If this isn’t enough to show what kind of fake we are dealing with we have yet to talk about his mixing. It has come to our attention that what Krave has been known to do is take someone else’s mixtape put it on both decks in Serato, and just do little tricks back and forth to make it seem like he was the guy mixing. To top it off his sets are filled with Gun Shots and Air horn, can we get any shittier than that?


I wonder who will pick up drinks at the end of the night now that he turned superstar?


Here is his myspace

-The Dirty DJ

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